hey bro…u awake? can i hold your hand…..i had a nightmare
so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit
$80 for eye shadow???
is it made out of unicorn shit
what is naked 3
why is it called naked
will it make her look naked
why is it $50
that’s 50 cheese burgers
i can’t deal with make up good bye
When you suck at something you’re supposed to be good at
Do you know what I want to see?
I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.” And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn’t sing.
But halfway through the movie, she figures out
She can rap like hell
This post kept getting better and better with every word
lil dude just hugged a chicken
The chicken came in for the hug and hugged back with its neck. That’s adorable
If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends
kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person
Pride and Prejudice (1995) + Bridget Jones’ Diary (2001)
Colin Firth as Fitzwilliam Darcy + Mark Darcy
why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies
I’M LITERALLY A PIECE OF SHIT WHEN IT COMES TO KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH PEOPLE ONLINE OKAY I STILL KNOW YOU EXIST AND I STILL LOVE YOU I JUST AM A PIECE OF SHIT OKAY